Venkatesh- my guru in some nonsense

the very thought abt writing a testi to this gy takes me way back to ma KG's.. yeaa thats when our bond called friendship started.. we were the out standing students of out batch(for all the wrongthings) and we were in the "wanted" list in our school..after the 5th grade teachers weren't able to stand us both in the same section and seperated us... but again v joined together during our 11th and mithila mam had hell of a time managing us... His love episodes mann( a to z all girls fall for his ??? " i dnno wat" i still wonder how he manages to attract girls....